Contact in Australia Needed

[sah62]

Can one of you guys that lives in Australia help me get in touch with someone in Victoria? I have the name and telephone number of a person I need to reach. I called, but I had a hard time understand Australian and the call ended before we could finish our conversation. I'm hoping that one of you guys could get in touch with this person by phone, explain what I was trying to say, and get back to me with some information. Please PM me if you can help and I'll share the name and telephone number.

[161854]

   Jiffy (Jeff) is the best person I know of here.

[sportyworty]

But he has a rather thick Australian accent as well      best o luck lads !

[70 BOSS 302]

I'm just a happy to know I'm not the only one with this affliction...

I've tried to talk to the KIWI who now owns my old 71 Mach and can't understand half of what he says. 

Recently went out to eat with my niece from Southern Louisiana and I thought she was trying to order "baked stork"... turns out it was Becks Dark.

[Jiffy]

Ha! I’m the best person in the whole country! I tell everyone that!!

Happy to help, PM me the details.

Jeff.

[Aussiebloke]

If you need a REAL aussie let me know. We have trouble understanding Jiffy at times

[sah62]

All squared away, guys. Thanks.

[Jiffy]

If you need a REAL aussie let me know. We have trouble understanding Jiffy at times

I just saw this - you bar steward!!

[sah62]

If you need a REAL aussie let me know. We have trouble understanding Jiffy at times

I just saw this - you bar steward!!

I take it that's an Aussie insult?

[redscj]

If you need a REAL aussie let me know. We have trouble understanding Jiffy at times

I just saw this - you bar steward!!

I take it that's an Aussie insult?

     Same idea here, we need a translation. Best that I can come up with is a "bar tender" but at least here that isn't derogatory. Maybe a "bar fly" is a closer translation? Should we do a poll or just let the kids sort it out?

[Jiffy]

Just say it fast. Politically Correct way of calling him a b*****d without actually coming out and saying so...

[Aussiebloke]

Geez bit harsh there cobber!! Spewin, Might have to go to the bottle-o, get a slab of coopers, nip to the servo, grab some bikkie's and some Mozzie off in the next fortnight, bit snowed under atm, Not gonna do it in my togs though!! So stop your whinging!!!

Lets see in the septics can work it out Jiffy

[Jiffy]

Lol!!

[ac427]

Awh jingos, give em a fair crack o the whip.
You jokers are pure aussie mongrel.


Ps ( now watch.....they will take that as a compliment!!

[Jiffy]

Strewth, you fella's are sure on our case!
However, you've got buckley's of ever getting us to pack a sad.
We might look like a bunch of plonka's in budgie smugglers, but we're sure set to give the stanga's a flogging at the drop of a hat.
So, pull your socks up and Robert will be your mother's brother.

[sah62]

budgie smugglers

What's this got to do with parakeets? That's about the only part of that I recognized...

[ac427]

You are going to wish you NEVER asked.
Scott you might want to google images that one.
Priceless😱

[Aussiebloke]

budgie smugglers

What's this got to do with parakeets? That's about the only part of that I recognized...

Bit like your thongs not ours!!!